Football Helmets

This is a rare moment where I have to disagree with Glen Beck. Football injuries can only be avoided by replacing every player with clones of David Akers, Morten Andersen, and Gary Anderson.

You see, a nation with national health insurance regulation is just like a football league without enough retired kickers playing nose tackle. The government steals all of the money you could have spent on useful stuff like homeopathic remedies and chiropractor bills and uses it to provide middling health care for preschoolers who should have made better choices in their lives. And, that's just like how the NFL gives all of its playing time to boring guys who make very boring tackles when it could allow clones of retired kickers to be attempting very entertain tackles on every down.